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Bachman Politics

CRAZY BUT FUNNY - Yep, that's how we like 'em.

CLASS WARFARE CONSERVATIVE STYLE - The worker making $7.25 an hour is paid too much. While the CEO making millions a year is paying way too much in Taxes.

THE GLENN BECK PROGRAM - Raising Ignorance, Arrogance, Paranoia and Stupidity to a Whole New Level

CRAZY OBAMA - Still a better alternative than the mormons, psycho fact-ignorers, chubbie old white dudes, and pizza-guy-womanizers running against him


THE TEA PARTY - Give us what we want or we'll burn the country down.


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Hire the Mentally Handicapped. You'll be glad you did.

SMACK DOWN FROM THE RIGHT - You go girl!! It's about time conservative women started to fight back. Palin/Bachmann 2012

MICHELLE BACHMANN - She scares the hell outta Bat Boy.

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL - Who's the craziest of them all ?

BACHMANN FORGETS SHE REPRESENTS A DISTRICT IN MINNESOTA - Then again, the way the Twins, Vikings, Wild, Timberwolves and Gophers are playing, I'd want to forget, too.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - Finds a microphone.

DUMP THE DEPT OF EDUCATION - Education only confuses people with a lot of facts and stuff.

ARE YOU A SUBMISSIVE WIFE? - How low will liberals go in attacking candidates?

55? NO WAY! LOOKIN' GOOD GIRL! - Must be the direct result of a NON- socialized, free market, medical system.

MIGRAINES - Just imagine the painful, blinding, throbbing headaches.... That Obama could give us with another 4 years!

BACHMANN ON THE CLOWN'S STUDENT REFORM PLAN: - "abuse of power and moral hazard", which fittingly will be the legacy of his one-term "presidency" (circus show).

SUPERMAN HAS KRYPTONITE - Pelosi has Bachmann-you go girl! (and the Twins have the Yankees)

SMACK DOWN FROM THE TEA PARTY - Sugar and lemon with that, Mr. President?


CHRIS CHRISTIE - 2012 - Kickin' @$$ and takin' names.

ETHICS? WHAT ETHICS? - Gotta go now... RUN!

MICHELE BACHMANN - If her politics don't scare you, that psycho look in her eyes should ...


LET THEM EAT DIRT! - A stranger to reality.

ETHICS VIOLATIONS - "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

TAGS: michelle bachmann conservative republican teabagger
Rating: 2.71/5

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crankyhead - March 26, 2013, 7:00 pm
He may have jumped the shark.
Cannabal - March 26, 2013, 6:08 pm
Holy ****, is Batty taking a break?
PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 12:32 pm
She's busy trying to find all those "anti-Americans" in Congress. ;)
deerbag2 - March 26, 2013, 11:40 am
This would apply to a wide range of topics for Mrs. Bachmann
PapaFox - March 25, 2013, 10:16 pm



REALITY - Right-wing loons can't deal with it.

REP BACHMANN - Look whether you like "Obama care" or not. It is absolutely not, Socialism. So stop lying to your gullible base.

HYPOCRISY - Rallying against socialism while all to happy to collect the checks.

POLITIFAIL - George W. Bush version 2.0 Now more crazy

WARNING - Contains nuts.

SHE MAY BE CRAZY... - ... but damn she's funny!

BAT S*#T CRAZY - What do the left and the Right have in Common?

DEAR MINNESOTA - Next time, please don't send a screaming nutcase to Congress. Sincerely, The rest of America

DEBRIS - All that will be left of the American Economy if the Conservatives aren't stopped

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! ......And I've had decades of practice.

Resigned -

TAGS: michele bachmann conservative republican teabagger
Rating: 1.44/5

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Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 4:43 am
Yeah, I'm gonna miss puttin' the b***hurt on the Cons here.
BobbEdwards - June 11, 2013, 12:17 am
There may actually be b***hurt involved in a few of the votes here :-D


How do you get a conservative Teabag Party Extremist to suffocate to death? -

TAGS: conservatives hate science michelle bachmann
Rating: 1/5

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birddseedd - August 7, 2014, 9:58 pm
How do you get a democrat to suffocate? tell the democratic party there are minorities without enough clean air, they will outlaw breathing
birddseedd - August 7, 2014, 9:55 pm
ok, while most of the posters against tea party are more ridicule than factual, this one is kind funny. still unfactual tho.

PALIN-BACHMAN 2012 - "Y-y-y-y-you ain't s-s-seen n-n-n-nothin' yet. . ."

Bachmann -

TAGS: bachmann vaccines healthcare nuts science
Rating: 3.08/5

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DebtToAmerica - February 8, 2015, 6:39 pm
"vaccines cause autism and mental retardation! i know because i had vaccines as a child and now i'm an anti-vaccination campaigner!"

R E A L I T Y C H E C K -

TAGS: michele bachman theocracy christianity democracy
Rating: 2.46/5

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fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:18 pm
Her eyes look normal in this one. Maybe she took her meds.
calron - April 25, 2015, 10:15 pm
Just remember she is not a witch.
Zeitguy - April 20, 2015, 11:41 am
Not just stupid but scary stupid.
fauxnews - April 18, 2015, 5:53 pm
Oh yeah, mate. And she is probably just "USING" too. X-D What drugs?...I dunno. :-/
calron - April 18, 2015, 4:59 pm
Looks like she is using what is called A Distinction Without A Difference.

Seriously -